This is really a simple book,
But the logographers have been changed
By randomly dipping in to a didapper.
If it makes any Tartar then it is an oaf.
And although you say you love me
And I say I love you,
We won't give each other thesauruses
Because we have bad lignaloes.
So what will we do:
I'll give you a den instead
smelling as sweet as a mistress,
and you give me a posteen
and I'll listen until the snoot.